Pooper Scooper Advocate Pillows

Make the Neighborhood Great Again - Pick Up Your Poop! - Clean Yards Matter!

Politically Correct Snowperson

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

All Natural Nothing

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"Humans are strange."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

Heart Disease Menu

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Conga train chasing a man at a party.

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

GM Scarecrow

Tred carefully mill.

Desperate to save his 'Dognity', Rex needed proof that a bark control collar wasn't the way forward for a woof here. . . and a bark there!!'

The Alps - Hannibal Picks Up After the Elephants.

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, the whole 100 organic truth?

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

"I said no to drugs, but the F.D.A. said yes."