Poop-picker Upper Mugs

"She values her privacy."

"Pick me!"

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Humans are strange."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

The Scenic Route

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

"He's very finicky."

Getting ready for spring

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

Tred carefully mill.

'Jack's wife left him for the dustman.'

No, he wants the other one … No, not that one … No, to your right … No, above that one …

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

"Take over your planet?? - No... we're here to clean it up!!!"

EU money addiction

The Alps - Hannibal Picks Up After the Elephants.

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

"I deal with yours...you deal with mine."

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"Of course, if you want a dog that will rescue you from drowning, that's another story."

'Lose the shell. We're skins.'

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

"Sometimes I regret I chose a big dog."

"She looks slow—but watch how fast she moves when I put this disgusting thing in my mouth."

The Evolution of Man.

"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"

"The council want you to have this extra bin madam. It's not for putting rubbish into through - it's just to take up any unused space in your front garden."

'This is my primary place of doing business, although I do sometimes do it on my neighbor's lawn.'

"If someone watched a person walking their dog, then stop to pick up the dog's poop. . . who would they think was in charge?"