Poop-picker Upper Mugs

"She values her privacy."

"Pick me!"

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Humans are strange."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

The Scenic Route

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

"He's very finicky."

Getting ready for spring

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

'Jack's wife left him for the dustman.'

Tred carefully mill.

"Take over your planet?? - No... we're here to clean it up!!!"

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

EU money addiction

The Alps - Hannibal Picks Up After the Elephants.

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"Sometimes I regret I chose a big dog."

'Lose the shell. We're skins.'

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

"Of course, if you want a dog that will rescue you from drowning, that's another story."

"She looks slow—but watch how fast she moves when I put this disgusting thing in my mouth."

"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"

"The council want you to have this extra bin madam. It's not for putting rubbish into through - it's just to take up any unused space in your front garden."

"If someone watched a person walking their dog, then stop to pick up the dog's poop. . . who would they think was in charge?"

Oranges, lemons and limes.

'This is my primary place of doing business, although I do sometimes do it on my neighbor's lawn.'