Poolside Activities T-Shirts

"No peeing in pool"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"I only need shade for my wine."

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Bankside

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

Wish you were steer!

Hollywood Breakup

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'I win!'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"He lives in a block of flats"

Where the Wild Things Summer

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

Built and Built without a permit.

Tsunami Evac Route

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Dolphin tricks.

Crabbing

Surfing alien.

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

When staffing agencies screw up.

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Flying the kite in strong winds

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

"I see you on a beach..."

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

"There are too many starfish for you to save. How can you possibly hope to make a difference?"