Pool Day Pillows

"Cannonball!"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bring your own inflatable.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Bishops Snooker

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

7 14 4 11 P. You're sure it was the guy with no number?

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

The Interloper.

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Santa entering a pool for a swim

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Cat leaves kittens in a snooker table.

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."