Pooch Predictions Mugs

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"No no, I said sit!!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

'Oh no, they're back!'

"Aw, so cute - scooter's running in his sleep again."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

Tough Guy

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.

"He continues to taunt me. Frankly, I don't know else can be done."

My other dog is a Great Dane.

"At least I can give you a hug without wearing a mask."

Walking The Dog.