Pooch Personal Trainer Mugs

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

"No no, I said sit!!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Litterary Dogs.

Dog Wrestling.

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Good Dog!

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

Best in Heat.

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"Bring us a bottle of your best toilet water."

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

Tough Guy

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

Car Dog-Doors.

'Old Fred spoils that pooch of his!'