Pony Parade Participant Pillows

"Oh, good, you brought your pony."

A man and his dog

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Agility God

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

The Charge of the Kids

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

New York approves gay marriage.

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

Chicken out. . . and proud.

Bayonne Festival

"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"

'Damn showdog people!'

Gay Pride

'Queen Kong' Gay and Proud

My Gay Son Never Calls

'If you ask me, the constant fear of litigation is taking all the fun out of life...'

Firemen's New Year

Riding School Excursion

'Wow! Is that guy good or what!'

Proposed solution to repugnant and obsolete St. Patrick's Day parade: add more saints.

"If you must be a Francophile, could you lose the flag and just play the Marseillaise?"

"This sub-species of big cat has evolved to blend into its natural habitat: Bank store fronts in june."

"There's a trade today honoring vets. Wanna go?"

Pork Power.

"Who made him Kind of the Easter Parade?"

"The bones...have they been buried for the full 21 days?"

St. Patrick's Day cancelled due to COVID-19.

Pet peeves.

'Annual we love our homeland but we'd rather live here parade'