Pony Parade Participant Gifts

"Oh, good, you brought your pony."

Cimafunk

A man and his dog

Agility God

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

The Charge of the Kids

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

New York approves gay marriage.

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"

'Damn showdog people!'

Bayonne Festival

Chicken out. . . and proud.

Gay Pride

'Queen Kong' Gay and Proud

My Gay Son Never Calls

'If you ask me, the constant fear of litigation is taking all the fun out of life...'

Firemen's New Year

Riding School Excursion

Proposed solution to repugnant and obsolete St. Patrick's Day parade: add more saints.

'Wow! Is that guy good or what!'

"This sub-species of big cat has evolved to blend into its natural habitat: Bank store fronts in june."

"There's a trade today honoring vets. Wanna go?"

Pork Power.

"Who made him Kind of the Easter Parade?"

"If you must be a Francophile, could you lose the flag and just play the Marseillaise?"

St. Patrick's Day cancelled due to COVID-19.

"The bones...have they been buried for the full 21 days?"

Pet peeves.