Ponderer Of Life's Ironies Prints

"I'd better change my habits/enjoy myself before it's too late!"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

Tsunami Evac Route

Hotel mini-bar.

"I said, you know why women talk more than men?" "What?" "I said, you know why women talk more than men..." "What?"

A signaller directing pallbearers

Department of Philosophy. Free Why-Fi.

Philosophy Dept: Are you really here?

"I think we have an ant problem"

"Well, I have bad news for you, too."

I'm sorry, but Mr. Peters isn't seeing anyone today. He's busy maintaining his deniability.

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

RIP Dr. Tom Kent: In my absence contact Dr. G. Hall

'Yeah, but that's life!'

Man with a big question

A woman collecting mushrooms rests under a mushroom.

'I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid!'

"When I was young I needed drugs to feel weird. Now, I need drugs to feel normal."

"Oh, darn, and just as I was beginning to take charge of my life."

"Happy Birthday! Is this a bad time?"

'Life is ruining your health.'

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

"Yes, I was downsized out of here last month. That's who this collection is for!"

Glen had been depressed ever since deciding to live every day as if it were his last.

"I no longer think, therefore I no longer am."

So I said to them - what do you want, the shirt off my back?

'And I'm telling you, mister, that a cocktail served with no ice can't be a genuine 'Titanic' cocktail!'

'I had a job once, sir, but I succumbed to sleep deprivation.'

Food guide.

Slimmer's baguette.

Passage of Time

A mortgage and a shitty job-experience centre.

The Misleading Wine Fridge