Pommel Unicorn Fan Prints

'And that, Bob, is why the pommel unicorn is such a controversial event.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Dead Funny

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Clown walks balloon dog

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

'I get that reaction a lot.'

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Automatic swing machine

Geezer.

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"