Pommel Unicorn Fan Prints

'And that, Bob, is why the pommel unicorn is such a controversial event.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Dead Funny

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Juggler and Illusionist

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Clown walks balloon dog

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'

'I get that reaction a lot.'

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Automatic swing machine

Geezer.

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'