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Halloween Island

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Thug life on safari.

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Scientist seen on loch.

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'Researching the opossum article.'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

An inbred poodle.

"Wanna go out?"

"'Moby-Dick'? Again?"

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

The great slingshot of Mongolia.

'. . . and in the twinkling of an eyes, the festive feeding frenzy began.'

Baby Marsupial On Board

Lion v Kiwi.

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

We're having a dinner party.

Eurocracy

The Easter Bilby

'It's great, they sleep most of the time: I can do whatever I want!'

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...

Happy Hogmanay!

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'