Polygon Art Fans Pillows

the polly gone

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Wagging Dog

Pharaoh Cocoon

Picasso: The Early Years

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Giant Monster in Bath

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Posh Easter Egg

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

Cubism Model

Split the last one?

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

"We can't invite the cats and mailman and not invite the squirrels, right?"

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Munch Master.

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

"You need a hobby."

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

"The secret to creating great art is knowing when to stop."

Percentage artwork

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"No, this is the elephant."

Cleaning up after a statue.

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

"Don't even think about it."

"My art raises complex tissues."

Vissarion Grigoryevich Belinsky

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

"Now you're thinking outside the box!"