Pollock Enthusiast Mugs

"Do you know Jackson Pollock?"

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

Stephen King's latest horror novel: 'Healthcare reform debate'

A perm for a woman and her dog.

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

A new stylist, with fussing and savoury biscuits. . . but overall, Bev was very happy with the result!!

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

Non-working dog, please help

Training Polo Ponies

'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.'

"I know you love me, I just wish you would take longer showing it."

Dropping Popularity of Obama.

Lawyer, couple in bed - 'Natalie, remember my mother said we shouldn't go to sleep without settling things...'

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

"Mother, you were right."