Polling Station Worker Prints

'Dang it! I can't find a voting app.'

Car Breast-Feeding

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

EU Polling Station

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'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

Self Service Island

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"

"Do I take it that we can't be guaranteed your vote in the forthcoming election?"

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

"It's seasonal, like the first gritters of Winter and the first cuckoos of Spring...the first pollsters of the election!"

"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

"I am in a buying mood, but I still can't afford to buy anything."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Lady votes using her facemask.

'What luck!'

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

'Our next question: is the world a safer place than it was a year ago?'

'I'd give it five minutes if I were you'

'Yes, we're having another fund raiser but, please don't give! Who cares if honest intelligent radio goes silent forever?'

'And where have you been?'

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

Election Intelligence.

"Look, I watched bush for his first hundred days and now I'm trying to take a nap, O.K."

"I tried counting mail-in ballots but it took too long."

"This job really takes a toll on you."

"No, only the wrong votes aren't counted.

"Eenie meenie miney mo..."

Hamlet on interactive TV.

'I'm not too happy with my ballot. Can I get a refund?'

"Oh great, more ballots to count."

"I don't care if you are a political pollster, when it comes to your income we don't allow a margin of error of 4%."