Pollination Valiant T-Shirts

"Keeping busy?"

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Bee flying to another flower.

Bumble Bee

"Get out of my face!"

Bees v Wasps

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Bee in flight.

"Will you call me?"

"I just don't get it! Why don't humans protect us? Don't they know they would be doomed without us?"

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"Flowers are the sex organs of the gods."

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

A bee and a flower are in bed.

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

'Humans are really worried about us leaving. They're offering us tax incentives to stay.'

'The Amaryllis and the carpenter bee have a symbiotic relationship. That means they're best buddies.'

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

'Hi honey, honey's off.'

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

Opposing viewpoint.

A woman stops at a building directory sign for Centers for Diseases.

One flower has a long line of bees waiting to pollinate it while the flower beside it has none.

'She never learned how to dance.'

'Will you watch out! You're swarming in my way!'

'Hell for Bees.'

'Here's your room... Just put your sample in here and buzz me when you're ready.'

COVID 22

"My stamens are so hot and sticky right now. Pollinate me, you dirty dirty little bee. Oh ya."

Bees

"polinating and sucking nectar? Well, for 50 bucks I'm all yours, sweety!"

'That so turns me on.'

Adults only (for plants)

Harry! Abort! Abort! That's not a flower! Repeat...that...is...not...a...flower!