Pollen Dodger Pillows

'You surely don't expect me to do housework, with the pollen count as high as it is?'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Get out of my face!"

Cow Pollen

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

Hay fever hotline.

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

"Here's Pollen!"

'I love the smell of spring!'

Bees voting at a Pollen Station.

'Hell for Bees.'

"Not pollenaise again?"

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

"Working late, my foot! You reek of pollen!"

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

"I'm not big on prescription sleep aids. Have you tried poppies?"

"If we go vegan, can we eat pollen, but not nectar or vice versa or both or neither?"

"How were the first few sips?"

Memorial Day

"That's the last time I sniff around for nectar in an Afghan poppy field."

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Living is Wheezy.

Flowers to Go

"Al's either catching a cold or practicing for spring allergies."

Magnified Hay Fever Pollen.

"Don't mess with me, man - I'll make you sneeze your head clean off."

'The test-results are back... I'm afraid it's quite serious: You're allergic to pollen...'

Allergy Bully

Antihistamine: The other side of the pro-histamine debate.

"...and the pollen count is 126 today..."

"Fresh pollen?"