Politics Viewer Gifts

NHS - The Government hasn't lost the plot

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

State Budget.

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

Do you go for Hannity or O'Reilly? Tough call. O'Reilly's presence is so big, fearless. Whereas Hannity has a wicked fast tongue and such inner strength. As symbolized externally by his jawline. O'Reilly is so tall. Something strange is happening. Coulter's a bit masculine for my tastes. Ditto. HOJ.

The End of Trump?

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Who's In Charge Here?

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"Sooner or later you just knew it had to come to this. . ."

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

"Hundreds jailed, many hurt as police in riot gear use tear gas and pepper spray to break up large number of protesters..."

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

The Kraken

'Why don't you try Luxembourg? -- I'll bet you could conquer THAT!'

Tony Blair

Abdullah Debate

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

George Will

How are my Lies, Distortions, Mud-Slinging? 1-800 Politics.

How is the campaign taking shape? Poseidon is washed up but all the other candidates have a chance. Voters like Cyclops' unique vision ... Mercury delivers his message well ... Ares has support from the defense hawks ... and some say Narcissus is an attractive candidate. Narcissus like the support reflected in polls and loves what he sees reflected in pools!

Austerity Egg Hunt.