Politics Viewer Gifts

NHS - The Government hasn't lost the plot

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

State Budget.

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

The End of Trump?

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

Who's In Charge Here?

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

Abdullah Debate

"Sooner or later you just knew it had to come to this. . ."

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

Tony Blair

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

'Why don't you try Luxembourg? -- I'll bet you could conquer THAT!'

The Kraken

"Hundreds jailed, many hurt as police in riot gear use tear gas and pepper spray to break up large number of protesters..."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

How are my Lies, Distortions, Mud-Slinging? 1-800 Politics.

Austerity Egg Hunt.

Peace at last !

Cornucopia of guns