Politics News Gifts

"Me too leader Asia Argento has been accused of sexually assaulting a minor."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Torturing the English Language

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

The End of Trump?

Projecting Obama

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

"Sooner or later you just knew it had to come to this. . ."

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

'Obama's letting all the progress we made in Iraq go right down the drain...He's trying to distract everybody...'

"Hundreds jailed, many hurt as police in riot gear use tear gas and pepper spray to break up large number of protesters..."

Farmer reads newspaper headline 'Drought Hits Midwest'; sees sand dunes and camel caravan through window.

George Will

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'Reed oil aboot tit!'

Will Israel's democracy survive this?

"Social service teams are claiming that they can't recruit workers because of the vicious, biased reports we write about them!"

Election Cancelling Headphones

These remarks are completely off the record

"Caution, it's April Fools Day. . . Some comedian may or may not have put a true story in between the fake news!"

The Times - Plate I.

Setting fire to the US flag

Bin Laden

"He just woke up from hibernation."

Cover story: Weather Forecaster.

Actually, Forced Child Separations Are All-American

Leigh Ann Caldwell - Washington Post

'Hot indeed.'

Dear listeners, Some troubling news. I have learned a special prosecutor wants to know the source for my scoop that Mitch McConnell has a crush on Dr. Pimple Popper star Dr. Sandra Lee. I will tell you this – I will never reveal my source. I'd sooner go to jail, as scary as that would be to my friends and family. Guess who's in the dating market again! Bad girl.

'Don't worry, the money we're throwing at the economy is not U.S taxpayer money. It's borrowed money.'

"Today the CIA investigated the FBI's investigation of the IRS' investigation of Trump."

Daniella Diaz - CNN