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'I hate to let you go, but I can't afford an astrologer AND a spin doctor.'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Reagacentennial

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

The Berlin Peace Movement

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

The Dangers of Corporate Personhood

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

"So we have met before..."

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

The Art of Misdirection

Patrick Hendy Rodham Clinton

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member."

Obama of Oz.

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'

'Ask NOT what your country can do you...but what gender neutral policy initiatives can be put up for discussion and negotiation within a framework of ZERO fiscal resource allocation...'

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"