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'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'

"Those taxpayers are real extremists."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Reagacentennial

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

The Dangers of Corporate Personhood

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

Obama of Oz.

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Patrick Hendy Rodham Clinton

"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member."

"So we have met before..."

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

The Art of Misdirection

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

'I'm resigning -- so voters won't get the satisfaction of kicking me out of office!'

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'Ask NOT what your country can do you...but what gender neutral policy initiatives can be put up for discussion and negotiation within a framework of ZERO fiscal resource allocation...'