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Senator Yomp...constituents - by appointment only. Lobbyists - COME RIGHT IN!

'Uh-oh -- McCain found out about internet scams, and now he wants to invade Nigeria.'

Woke and wonderful

"So how's your new wall coming along, amigo?"

Welcome to Washington DC...just say 'CHARGE IT!' ( to future generations ).

'He says he gets that we're discouraged and that we're suffering and hurting...he's talking about hunger with his mouth full.'

'We send 'em to Washington & they forget all about us! Bar & Grill: 'No minors or non-voters'.

'You're wonderful company, but I was looking for someone with super pac value.'

'I promise to be the first politician to slow global warming by reducing the hot air coming out of Washigton!'

WEIRD: Trump

Afghanistan intervention.

Lame Duck...Duck!...Duck!!...DUCK!!!

'I feel unimportant and worthless because the NSA doesn't spy on me.'

Toxic Campaign Ads

Republican Striptease

"Relax, Trixie. None of that horrible dog whistle political talk has anything to do with you!"

"Compliments of the White House, Sir...!"

"I thought you were making masks for health care workers. . .?"

The Guardian: Portland Republican says party should use militia groups after racial attack

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

Autocensure

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

Campaign 2010.

"Just got of the phone with Alex Jones. He tells me the illuminati lizards are approaching the moon. do we have space force on this?"

Commie Chef.

Vote for me...I'm not that guy!

Most egregious misuse of Commons speaking time.

President Obama's gun violence proposal and the NRA proposal.

"Q3, If you had to live on �381 per month, would you a)laugh b)cry c)both"

'Remember, Fenton, polling results are in the eye of the manipulator.'

Hey! Who left all these weapons lying around!?

'Republican Valentines' They really love the word 'NO!'

'Your extensive anxiety condition was brought about by worrying about a national health plan.'

"A statue was built in his honor because he actually delivered on his campaign promises."