Politically Savvy Pillows

Senator Yomp...constituents - by appointment only. Lobbyists - COME RIGHT IN!

'Uh-oh -- McCain found out about internet scams, and now he wants to invade Nigeria.'

Woke and wonderful

"So how's your new wall coming along, amigo?"

Welcome to Washington DC...just say 'CHARGE IT!' ( to future generations ).

'He says he gets that we're discouraged and that we're suffering and hurting...he's talking about hunger with his mouth full.'

'We send 'em to Washington & they forget all about us! Bar & Grill: 'No minors or non-voters'.

'You're wonderful company, but I was looking for someone with super pac value.'

'I promise to be the first politician to slow global warming by reducing the hot air coming out of Washigton!'

WEIRD: Trump

Afghanistan intervention.

Lame Duck...Duck!...Duck!!...DUCK!!!

'I feel unimportant and worthless because the NSA doesn't spy on me.'

Toxic Campaign Ads

Republican Striptease

"Relax, Trixie. None of that horrible dog whistle political talk has anything to do with you!"

"Compliments of the White House, Sir...!"

"I thought you were making masks for health care workers. . .?"

The Guardian: Portland Republican says party should use militia groups after racial attack

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

Count on the People

Autocensure

How Do You Take Your Evil?

The Good News about Michael Bloomberg Is That He Won't Bug You

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

"Hey guys, I don't want to worry you, but..."

Vote for me...I'm not that guy!

"Just got of the phone with Alex Jones. He tells me the illuminati lizards are approaching the moon. do we have space force on this?"

Most egregious misuse of Commons speaking time.

Everyone Could See the US Would Collapse

Campaign 2010.

Commie Chef.

"Q3, If you had to live on �381 per month, would you a)laugh b)cry c)both"

President Obama's gun violence proposal and the NRA proposal.