Politically Correct Prankster Prints

F1 - Quit Smoking.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Politically Correct Snowperson

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"They look like pickles."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I did it all from memory.'

Teddy Time Bears

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Uncle Donnie

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

Clown Skis.