Politically Correct Ponderers Pillows

"I think I will go try my luck at the non race specific jacl tables before we hit the buffet."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"What was I thinking?!"

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

The Politics of Food.

Safe spaces?

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

George Orwell

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

Karine Jean-Pierre

"I wouldn't call you crazy. But only because nobody uses that word anymore."

"Nothing can be done about crime unless you deal with the root causes in the environment."

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

American flag with the shadow of a gun.

Was it wrong to get involved in Iraq in the first place...or did we do the right thing?

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

"Oh, bless! His or Her or Their or It's First Words!"

"All those in favour of democracy, raise your hand."

"This is Professor Schvrtxvt from Ruritania -- he doesn't speak any English, but he sure is DIVERSE!"

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "