Politically Correct Pioneer Mugs

'...and that's what little girls are made of - reduced sugar and spice.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

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"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

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'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

"I'm after the history section."

'Actually, nowadays it's considered offensive to call an answer 'wrong'.'

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Safe spaces?

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

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"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

Non discrimination to Vampires

"I wouldn't call you crazy. But only because nobody uses that word anymore."

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

"Oh, bless! His or Her or Their or It's First Words!"

"This is Professor Schvrtxvt from Ruritania -- he doesn't speak any English, but he sure is DIVERSE!"

The Life Challenged Zombies.

'I'm sorry Sir, no menus...there is concern that choice might be mistaken for discrimination.'

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

'To avoid lawsuits, tonight's news will not name names.'

"Take us to your diversity outreach consultant."

'We are no longer called criminals! We're called 'Legally Disadvantaged'.'

This house believes that "No Platforming" is not an attack on free speech.

Politically Correct Snowperson

"May I remind the faculty that, in the event of a nuclear strike, atom bombs take a gender-neutral pronoun."