Politically Ambitious Child Pillows

'Nothing against you, Dad, but I'd rather be a POLITICAL pundit.'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"It's an Eyesaur."

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

Authorization for the Use of Farce

The Election Strategy

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

Trump Memorial

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

'It wasn't that close...'

"I'm thinking of getting into office politics."

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

'The greenest government ever?'

British Prime Ministers.

"No arms deliveries!" "Arms deliveries!" "No arms deliveries!" "Arms deliveries!"

"Larry and Phil aren't sure what they want to do, but Michael is interested in show business."

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

You should read a book once in a while, Al. Where do you think you'll end up by spending all your time on the internet? The White House?

Crossing Lake Travis

'Instead of being just like Michael Jordan, I wanna be just like Barack.'

"Was that your first foray into politics?"

'I plan to major in political science with a minor in strange bedfellows,'

So You Want to be a Political Rock 'n' Roll Star

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