Civic-minded Kid Pillows

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

"60 Fortune 500 companies paid no federal taxes last year. . . meanwhile, thanks to a lack of funding, I no longer get dessert in my meals on wheels."

Corrupt politicians,

'We'd like to have a look at the decimation of public services in the area.'

'Remember your blood pressure, dear!...the Dr, warned about anything that would anger you, like this divided congress and their inability to compromise on things beneficial to the nation.'

'He joined the party in support of the police cuts.'

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

You want my support for your reform bill, eh? — what's it worth to you?

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

'I'm feeling down, too - Why don't we pass some feel-good legislation?'

With Jury Duty for All

Election Meddling

'We can offer Volunteers a range of experiences including exhaustion, emotional overload, lack of support and stark terror.'

No toxic waste in my backyard!

'This last election was a disturbing reminder that women and minorities vote.'

'For a moment, I thought I heard the candidates back on the issues.'

'I'd do the 'common good' more often if there were big lobbyist bucks in it for me.'

1876 Election: Ballot Box Kicked about in the 'National Game'

'The anger management class ruined our budget when they ordered love seats.'

Gun control

Street vendor selling 'Hot Buttons' for the presidential primaries.

'Nothing against you, Dad, but I'd rather be a POLITICAL pundit.'

"Say...don't I know you from someplace...?"

Crayons - Expiration Date: Your 9th Birthday.

"Rape and murder. What you in for?" "I voted."