Political Trivia Masters Prints

Mice at Stornoway

Herman Mankiewicz

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Historical memory is on life support.

Reagacentennial

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

I love being right.

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

'I guess this marks the beginning of the prin-ting dynasty!'

"It's our best trending merch."

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

'Don't worry, you're a politician. You'll have no trouble pleading insanity.'

'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'

Awkward

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

Vannamania

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

'Which Louis am I again?'

"I still think it's a shame they didn't run Bernie. We've never had a POTUS like him. We've had cool presidents, awkward presidents, dignified presidents, goofy presidents... But we've never had a curmudgeonly president."

It's academic

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

James Clapper Resigns US National Director of Intelligence

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

"Tammy first, then Charles."

Pub Quiz

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

A scientist with Biology, Chemistry and Science Trivia certificates on his wall