Political Theater Lover Gifts

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

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Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

The Berlin Peace Movement

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"Ok, I found a secure line."

A Little Extra

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

The Dangers of Corporate Personhood

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

"So we have met before..."

It Makes Sense If You're a Democrat

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

Patrick Hendy Rodham Clinton

"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member."

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

"Humans have very little to offer, political theatre excepted."

Putin Shoots Down Peace