Political Rhetoric Analyst Prints

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

Schengen

"You're fired."

Occu-Pie Mars

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Welcome to the future"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Flags

They're Not Just That Into It

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Pretty Flowers

Torturing the English Language

Trump pardons

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

UK border controls relaxed.

Neo-International Law

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Oligarchy

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"Away with the warmonger!"

Trump! The Musical

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

What's normal?