Political Prodigy Pillows

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

'You should concentrate on your schoolwork for now -- you'll have plenty of time to pick a running mate later.'

"Dad, if I can grow up to be president, shouldn't you be contributing to my super PAC?"

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

Human Rights and the USA

Anti-war libra.

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

"With great power comes great reward."

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"I'm going to be a lawyer so I'll be arguing both sides."

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

Dog Treat. "Speak"? Without notes?

The Right to Protest

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

"He's the most powerful man in the senate."

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

Boris Johnson caricature as a corsair

"Okay, we all know how this is done. There are 4 of you and only 3 regional manager openings. Margaret - start the music."

Hong Kong Democracy

"You've been warned, Hoskins."

'Trouble is, the plan has already jump-started him!'

Magician producing the Euro

'Instead of being just like Michael Jordan, I wanna be just like Barack.'

Post Truth Bricks.

Harris breaking glass ceiling

HillaryManifestMisogyny2016

"'What I Did Last Summer,' by Scott Sweningen, as told to Samantha Gerhart."

"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."