Political Policy Nerds T-Shirts

'Here's your new 2013 model car! It's called 'The Sequester.' And yes, it's an automatic!'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Good boy."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

'The recession is over, again.'

"Tariffs"

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

Tree of Public Opinion.

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

Beware of stimulus plans.

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

Our Rights

"Europe has learned...yeah, this time we don't need a war to destroy ourselves!"

Obama's Tribute Hiroshima

World Health Organization

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

'He's trying to fine-tune the economy again.'

"Mr Bush? I have a little job for you in North Korea..."

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'This is just a thought, but is there any way we could tax OTHER countries?'

Transgender Bathroom Debate

EU - Constitution