Political Policy Nerds Prints

'Here's your new 2013 model car! It's called 'The Sequester.' And yes, it's an automatic!'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Good boy."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

'The recession is over, again.'

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

"Tariffs"

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

Tree of Public Opinion.

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

From Street Walker to Call Girl

How Trickle Down Economics Work

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

Beware of stimulus plans.

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

Boomerang

"Mr Bush? I have a little job for you in North Korea..."

World Health Organization

Our Rights

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

'He's trying to fine-tune the economy again.'

"Europe has learned...yeah, this time we don't need a war to destroy ourselves!"

The Last Republican in America

Obama's Tribute Hiroshima

Arrest Them Later

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'This is just a thought, but is there any way we could tax OTHER countries?'

EU - Constitution