Political Moderate Mugs

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Now that's a win."

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

Autocensure

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

'Sure I do bad things, but I do them in moderation.'

The World Map According to Donald Trump.

"Q3, If you had to live on �381 per month, would you a)laugh b)cry c)both"

'Your extensive anxiety condition was brought about by worrying about a national health plan.'

"Your online comment meets the offence of serious insult. The 13 spelling mistakes in the 17 words of your comment constitutes a crime against the English language!"

Hey! Who left all these weapons lying around!?

John is a moderating influence so we like to filter our proposals through his head

"All I'm saying is that family values are really important to all of us. For example...I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. You?"

"More like 95% off!"

"Hi, I'm your moderator and it's my job today to keep your meeting interesting!"

"I hope we have whatever it is we may or may not still be allowed to call Indian summer."

"If you want to be an effective TV-debater, not pulverising your opponent would be a big step forward!"

"Brian did have some things to say but they have since been removed by the moderators."

The White House tries one of those backdrops for the state of the union.

'I drank this stuff called 'extreme energy' and I stayed awake for two hours. Two hours, Clarence!'

"That would be in Aisle Six, the worried-well section."

Trump In Denial

"Please excuse Steve...he hates pretentiousness!"

'Call me anti-social if you want. The pants stay on.'

'I see they've found a chap to clean up the track - so why not the country's streets, roads and lanes?'