Political Maverick T-Shirts

'As a freshman congressman I say we scrap the antiquated procedures with a more relevant format...professional wrestling.'

"I don't like that smug look of 'registered independent' on your face."

It's Not the System

Anti-war libra.

"I think he's running as an independent."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

Sir Winston Churchill

"Who's got the hammer?"

Political convention

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

That's What Happens

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy

Arizona In Black

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Trump

British Prime Minister

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

The Russian Election.

DUNVOTIN

Roe v. Wade

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

John F. Kennedy

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

US Capitol Building Toppled

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