Political Maverick T-Shirts

'As a freshman congressman I say we scrap the antiquated procedures with a more relevant format...professional wrestling.'

"I don't like that smug look of 'registered independent' on your face."

Anti-war libra.

"I think he's running as an independent."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

Sir Winston Churchill

"Who's got the hammer?"

Political convention

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy

The Russian Election.

Trump

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Arizona In Black

Roe v. Wade

British Prime Minister

DUNVOTIN

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

John F. Kennedy

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Rock and a Hard Place

'What I have to do first?!'

Joe Biden