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"You may quote me on this - Freedom of Speech is this country's most valuable asset, which is why we must use it sparingly."

Schengen

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

The Anti-Agent

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Loan Alley

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

Trump Poutine

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Laughingstock

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

SAGE mentality

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Death to the Extremists

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

A Little Extra

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

tRUMp, Pirate President

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'