Political Intern Prints

"Look, I can do a nurse or a teacher. But I don't know anything about White House interns."

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

The president's men

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

Laptop Dancing.

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

SAGE mentality

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

Rock and a Hard Place

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

King Trump

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

"Rudy has asked me to apologize, on his behalf, for your being offended..."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

"Buster, run this past legal."

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"Do you take dark money?"