Political Humour Fans Pillows

'He was tattooing MUM on my arm when we got rowing about income tax and benefits.'

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

"Sire, they also want dental."

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

"So we have met before..."

"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member."

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Of Course, we can't expect things to be as good as they have been up to now

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

Recipes for comfort drinks.

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

The Art of Misdirection

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

'Ask NOT what your country can do you...but what gender neutral policy initiatives can be put up for discussion and negotiation within a framework of ZERO fiscal resource allocation...'