Political Fashionista Gifts

"Does this dress make me look Republican?"

"Very Republican. I love it."

"I'd never want to be president. You'd have to wear a pantsuit."

The 2011 Look

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

"The Sunak suit is the next Big Thing in fashion."

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Australian punk

The girl with the sensible shoes.

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

Cat tail etiquette.

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

"I was innocent but the jury thought I looked really guilty."

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'

"I never use ice anymore since hearing about the endangered glaciers."

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target

Wrapping up trees.

Cowgirl applying bullet shaped lipstick.

The Running for President Shop

'Nice 'power tie', professor.'

'Since issuing hospital gowns to them we've saved on air-conditioning.'

'I was looking for something more Condi Rice than Donald Rumsfeld.'

Tennis

The Writer

"Pipped for 3rd place - weighed down by those eyelashes."

Taste in High Life.

Business Attire

'You'd run a lot faster if you didn't wear all that gear.'