Political Fashionista Gifts

"Does this dress make me look Republican?"

"Very Republican. I love it."

"I'd never want to be president. You'd have to wear a pantsuit."

The 2011 Look

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

"The Sunak suit is the next Big Thing in fashion."

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Australian punk

The girl with the sensible shoes.

Hoody Woodpecker.

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

"That outfit is a nasty mix of stripes and patterns."

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Cat tail etiquette.

"I was innocent but the jury thought I looked really guilty."

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'

"I never use ice anymore since hearing about the endangered glaciers."

"Darling, it's so this season."

Wrapping up trees.

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target

Cowgirl applying bullet shaped lipstick.

The Running for President Shop

'Since issuing hospital gowns to them we've saved on air-conditioning.'

'Nice 'power tie', professor.'

The Writer

"Pipped for 3rd place - weighed down by those eyelashes."

Tennis

'I was looking for something more Condi Rice than Donald Rumsfeld.'