Political Donor T-Shirts

"It says here that you gave a lot of money to both parties and neither expected nor received anything in return. Very nice, but we'll have to put you in the crazy section."

'I thought my money would buy me love and eternal gratitude'

"My fellow-investors..."

"Well, no, it's not a very big country, but then you didn't give THAT much to the campaign, did you?"

Spent it all on the primaries.

"For a lousy 100 thou guess who's a part of the republican establishment."

'We're from 'SuperPacs without borders.' Would you care to donate to a political party of your choice?'

'Is that all I get for my £25 donation, Lord Cheapskate Bastard!'

'Does writing a $100,000,000 check to a GOP presidential candidate, for which I got nothing in return, count as a charitable contribution?'

'Oh, come on, Senator -- surely you have SOME soft money!'

Peter Cruddas

Former Campaign Donor - Spent it all on the best politicians money can buy.

$102 War Chest

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

"Cartoonist are harmless? Not at all!! These people have weapons!! Here, see for yourself!"

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

"Hiya, sweetie! Don’t mind us..!" "We’re here to protect you from boys in girls restrooms..!" "What’s in the basket..?"

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

Investments: Buy local! Our 'Value' funds are all New York values.

Tony Blair: The Early Years. 'I'm invisitble - nobody can see me!'

Yesh Atid

"Okay, we all know how this is done. There are 4 of you and only 3 regional manager openings. Margaret - start the music."

"By a clear majority of the board, Peter is this year's designated executive-on-the-rise who flies to close to the sun and then crashes spectacularly to Earth, conveniently diverting media and public attention from the rest of us!"

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

G.O.P. Parade

Climate Change is Real

Crossing Lake Travis

'I told you not to let the children play with your Tony Blair effigy.'

Taking Out The Trash

Unwanted Cowboy

Trump's thoughts on 9/11

"Every time we say we will uphold precedent, Trump tweets he wants us to uphold the president."

'Campaign promises aren't working. So we're replacing them with superpac pledge drives.'

Excerpts from the Comey memos