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'Now remember, say nothing about their looks!'

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

'Actually, nowadays it's considered offensive to call an answer 'wrong'.'

"I'm after the history section."

Safe spaces?

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

Politically Correct Greeting Cards: Totally Blank

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

Non discrimination to Vampires

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

This is where Brent council sends you

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"I wouldn't call you crazy. But only because nobody uses that word anymore."

"This is Professor Schvrtxvt from Ruritania -- he doesn't speak any English, but he sure is DIVERSE!"

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

'I'm sorry Sir, no menus...there is concern that choice might be mistaken for discrimination.'

The Life Challenged Zombies.

"Oh, bless! His or Her or Their or It's First Words!"

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

'To avoid lawsuits, tonight's news will not name names.'

"Take us to your diversity outreach consultant."

'We are no longer called criminals! We're called 'Legally Disadvantaged'.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"May I remind the faculty that, in the event of a nuclear strike, atom bombs take a gender-neutral pronoun."

This house believes that "No Platforming" is not an attack on free speech.

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

"Hold on a tick! I didn't consent to this. . . Did you consent to this?"

"I hope this isn't the start of an insensitive joke that was once considered funny."

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."