Political Comeback Prints

'At least you got something out of your political rehabilitation.'

'But O, that I were young again, and Democrat!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

'I am the winner!'

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

How Gary got his groove back.

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

America's New Dawn

"My Mr. Right turned out to be Mr. Far Right."

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

"Okay, we all know how this is done. There are 4 of you and only 3 regional manager openings. Margaret - start the music."

'Ask not what your country can do for you, unless you want to be bitterly disappointed.'

"He's the most powerful man in the senate."

"Now just hold on...I've pre-recorded some snappy comebacks since I never remember them during these meetings."

"I don't hear anything."

SUPER SATURDAY!

"I've got an idea for my comeback."

"What is your position regarding the issue of emotional commitment in a relationship?"

Polling Booth - Woman with boxing gloves.

"Is there a reason you haven't done any work?"

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby

"The gods are energizing their base."

Reid stops Priebus with a 'tax evader' to the solar plexus...

"He killed in rehab."

Back on the mound after succesful Elton John surgery.

'He was our top salesman. We hope that one day, he will be again.'