Political Banter Escapee Mugs

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"At last - no Trump."

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"You might be poor and ugly but you're the only one who didn't blather about politics and climate change after ten minutes. What's your name? Marry me!"

"Is it possible to put in in a coma until after the election?"

Election Cancelling Headphones

Employee of the Month: One of the perks of self-employment

"Even after all these years, I still find it very exciting using my vote to cancel out your father's."

Boris Johnson caricature as a corsair

Politics Books

"Kevin gerrymandered our room again!!"

"What is your position regarding the issue of emotional commitment in a relationship?"

Barnaby is enrolled

Travel Agent - 'The election's certainly got the voters out!'

". . . And this has a chip that blocks out anything about politics."

"My new favorite news station. . . non-stop, 24/7, 100% Trump-Free."

Reid stops Priebus with a 'tax evader' to the solar plexus...

'Trump Free Hour 4-7'

"Actually, I don't mind picking up leaves. It stops me from following politics."

Looks like it might rain.

Robert Mueller

'Leadership challenge? No chance!'

"It could be worse, at least we don't have to vote in this weather."

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

THE PLAYBOY CHANNEL. 'I have to get my mind off politics somehow!'

Fearful someone would recognize him and send him back to the Republican Party, Josh traveled light.

Ask about our new p-chip to tune out politics.

"Short term Trump presidency cryogenic stays sure have improved business."