Political Assistant Mugs

"It's a good speech - just a couple of points that need obfuscation."

"Senator, the American people, whom you often mention in your speeches, would like a word with you."

Even Long-Serving Politicians Need Good Assistants.

"Again! Don't all the king's men have more important things to do than put together a foolish egg?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

The president's men

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

Busy office.

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

SAGE mentality

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

Rock and a Hard Place

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

'You are smarter, faster and more efficient than Carter... they's why I'm making you the new assistant to Carter!'

'Miss Chambers, requisition me some more clout.'