Politeness Pundits T-Shirts

Wear your manners with pride! Our politeness-themed t-shirts combine humor and civility, making them ideal for those who love to spread kindness and clever wit wherever they go.

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'Hey, c'mon, I wanna hear ya say 'Have a nice day'...

'Hey, c'mon, I wanna hear ya say 'Have a nice day'... mockup

'Hey, c'mon, I wanna hear ya say 'Have a nice day'...

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"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages." mockup

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

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A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution mockup

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

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Skeptic Tank.

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"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?" mockup

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

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'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.' mockup

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

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"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message." mockup

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

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National Living Wage from April 1st. mockup

National Living Wage from April 1st.

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'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!' mockup

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

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'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?' mockup

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

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The merger hits a snag.

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"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours." mockup

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

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We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente. mockup

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

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New Year 2020

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"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats." mockup

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

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A candidate makes their greatest impact on an interviewer in the first few minutes...

A candidate makes their greatest impact on an interviewer in the first few minutes... mockup

A candidate makes their greatest impact on an interviewer in the first few minutes...

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World Health Organization

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Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?' mockup

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

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Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?' mockup

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

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'According to the blood tests, x-rays and EKG... You're fat.'

'According to the blood tests, x-rays and EKG... You're fat.' mockup

'According to the blood tests, x-rays and EKG... You're fat.'

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"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!" mockup

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

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'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.' mockup

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

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'Time manager'

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Avoid talking about personal and domestic issues at interviews, unless asked.

Avoid talking about personal and domestic issues at interviews, unless asked. mockup

Avoid talking about personal and domestic issues at interviews, unless asked.

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"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong." mockup

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

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Voter Suppression

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"So we're agreed then - there's no need to make any changes to our equal opportunities employment policies."

"So we're agreed then - there's no need to make any changes to our equal opportunities employment policies." mockup

"So we're agreed then - there's no need to make any changes to our equal opportunities employment policies."

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Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff. mockup

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

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'Sharks have to keep moving to survive, you say?', 'Yep - They're nature's politicians.'

'Sharks have to keep moving to survive, you say?', 'Yep - They're nature's politicians.' mockup

'Sharks have to keep moving to survive, you say?', 'Yep - They're nature's politicians.'

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'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!' mockup

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

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'No. I insist. You first.'

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Politeness Pundits T-Shirts Collection

Politeness Pundits Mugs

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Politeness Pundits Prints

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