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"Whoes jumping? My secretary enforces a strict 'No Smoking' policy"

TSA Noah

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

'Greenspan today explained the reason the Fed faises interest rates is so they can lower them again.'

"Why does he keep in the same players?"

How to write

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

Illegal abortions and surgeries are causing deaths in women

"Mrs. Oliphant, what is the company policy on our company policy?"

You've got to stop getting all your history from Youtube and Netflix. Why? Because those are videos. People who make videos are making entertainment. It it's entertaining that means someone's constructed story. If it's a story, that means they left out or twisted whatever doesn't logically fit their narrative as told from one point of view. Accurate history would be completely illogical. Oliver Stone would disagree.

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

'No hitting below the belt.'

'No more!'

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

"The Department of Revenue and Tax? No, sorry, never heard of it before. You must have dialed the wrong number. This is the Department of Tax and Revenue."

"No no no...You can kick the ball into touch, not the opposition!"

"For goodness sake, I don't need to do a new risk assessment each time I cut a new tree..."

"I'm not a rule breaker, but the no eye blinking is going to be a tough one."

'We're going to need a specialist. To help fill in the insurance form.'

'The politicians won't lift a bloomin' finger for the environment.'

"He's got whistleblower written all over him."

"By the way, your insurance doesn't cover these tests...JUST KIDDING! That was the stress test."

'You forgot one of the essential facts of putting - the ball always breaks toward the water.'

'Oh maaaan. Not again!!'

'You stink! You missed that encroachment call with 15 seconds left.'

Support for U.S. foreign policy on Cuba

'Bavetta! The foul is called 'holding.' Stop calling it 'touchy-feely.''

'I got all woozy reading the restrictions in my health insurance contract!'

"I'm sorry, but now the healthcare plan demands that you run a marathon.

Watch it! I'll cut off the cash!

'I have a health care issue.'

Traffic warden using magnifying glass to see if a car is parked on yellow lines.