Policy Punder Prints

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

"Some how's that Obamacare repeal thing working out for you..?"

Hate Platforms

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

G7 Summit Concern

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'The recession is over, again.'

Roe v. Wade

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

Do Guns Kill?

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.''

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

Sybil Obama

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

Violent Crime Statistics

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

"The Nominees"

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

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