Policy Punder Mugs

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

"Some how's that Obamacare repeal thing working out for you..?"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Hate Platforms

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

G7 Summit Concern

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'The recession is over, again.'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

Roe v. Wade

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.''

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Do Guns Kill?

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

Violent Crime Statistics

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

Invade/Fail/Deny

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."