Policy Innovator Gifts

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"Good boy."

"Welcome to the future"

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Hate Platforms

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

E.U. Banking Union.

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

US v.s. Tech Giants

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

World Economic Crisis.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

Earth stove

Think Tank

Flat tax - equal burden?

Economy