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"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

'Did he say anything before he died?'

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

'Asking for a lawyer was a good move. You can't outsmart the cops by yourself.' (Lawyer is a puppet being operated by policeman).

"What part of ‘secure the crime scene’ don’t you understand?!!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

Man sees his double in ID parade. Policeman says: 'Please indicate which of these men stole your identity.'

'Hi Peter, it's Chris Tarrant here, from 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?''

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

'I robbed the bank because you can't win if you don't play!'

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

Joke Shop.

'I say, are you fellows going to be long?'

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

"I'm just going to step into the bank to get some money for dinner."

The Automatic Policeman

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

"I'll teach you to muscle in on my business- it's a concrete undercoat for you."

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

"I'm charging you with trying to strike a happy medium."

"These are unusual. I asked you to round up the usual suspects."

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

'Looks like he landed sunny side up.'